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LONGSHOTS: Thanks and turkeys for Thanksgiving
By Dave Long dlong@hippopress.com

It’s the annual column at Thanksgiving where we talk about the folks and things in sports to give thanks for and those people and things that go into the turkey category for the year. And we’ll get the turkeys out of the way first. Leading off with:

Turkey – Louisville head man and ex-Celtics coach Rick Pitino: While his sordid little tale from the Italian restaurant and humiliating details that came out in the extortion trial that followed are none of our business, his sanctimonious Success is a Choice book and speeches about leading “young men” seem, well, even sanctimoniouser than ever.

Turkey – randy golfer Tiger Woods: Not sure what the statute of limitations is on turkiness, but since it’s now been a year since the discovery of his secret life we’ll leave that sordid story out. This is for the turkey of a year he had on the golf course where he went winless — even in team play with Ryder Cup — for the first time since, I believe, before he was actually born.

Turkey – drama queen Viking quarterback Brett Favre: For craving to be the center of attention in the will-he-or-won’t-he melodramas the last few years along with his texting episode, which has me nominating him to be the subject star for the Howard Stern movie sequel, Private Parts II.

Turkey – drama queen ex-Patriot, ex-Viking and soon to be ex-Titan diva wide out Randy Moss. And not for all the new teams. It’s for his lack of business acumen in overplaying his hand to get a long-term contract extension — which I’m betting now puts him on year-to-year deals the rest of his career.

Turkey – Redskins tackle Albert Haynesworth: Dog is a more fitting animal but with Michael Vick coming up in a while, it’s safer to stick with the turkey. He knew all along he was going to cause trouble with his distaste for the defense new coach Mike Shanahan was going to use and waited until after he picked up his huge $10 million March 1 bonus. And he’s been an under-performing, out-of-shape distraction ever since.

Turkey – LeBron James: He didn’t kill anyone, lead the league in DWIs or walk away from multiple out-of-wedlock kids like other still-celebrated athletes have as his Q rating fell faster than Lehman Brothers during the ’08 crash. So it’s a lesson to all: if you make The Decision to show exactly how self-absorbed you are, it’s a good idea not to do it in a made-for-TV special on ESPN.

Turkey – Jim Gray: He’s here annually on general principles, but he cemented his spot with that weasel-like performance as LeBron’s gopher on The Decision.

Turkey – Ben Roethlisberger: Ben, Ben, Ben. I hope you really did learn your lesson after the incident in the Georgia because, as Dean Wormer said in Animal House, “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go though life, son.” And that was the highlight of his sordid behavior.

Turkey – anyone making a great opinion reversal on the aforementioned Vick simply because he’s playing out of his head. Especially in light of how the Monday Night Football crew did everything but nominate him for a Nobel Prize two weeks ago. But, while I’m not saying he’s asking for that from anyone, redemption — for something that takes the kind of dark spot in a person’s character he (and his friends) showed — is earned back over a long time of reformed behavior and not by throwing for three TDs and running for two more, even if you are a gambler who took the over. But having said that ...

Thanks – to Vick: For showing us the good side of human nature to give someone a second chance when they make a mistake — even one as big as his was.

Thanks – to the NFL for keeping the annual Thanksgiving Day game in Detroit. And not just because the Patriots play there this year. It is a tradition that means something to the folks in Detroit who started it, nurtured it and turned it into an institution. Yanking it away from the area just because the football team is more screwed up than the auto industry has been of late (and as owners of Ford Motor Company, they helped screw that up too) wouldn’t be right.

Thanks – for Fenway Park: The greatest park in America. It may be a 98-year-old dump, but it’s our dump — which I say with great affection.

Thanks – for the Tom Brady–Bill Belichick Combo: All you need to say is it’s been a great 10 years of football if you are a Patriots fan and they are the cornerstones.

Thanks – for Peyton Manning: I know he’s the enemy, but he really is good and a pleasure, at least for me, to watch chuck it all over.

Thanks – for the Doc Rivers-Danny Ainge Combo: Just listen to their interviews, which tell you they clearly get it that sports ain’t life and death, CIA-like secrecy is unneeded and, Leon Powe aside, treating people the right way pays dividends.

Thanks – for Phil Simms and Jim Nance. I’ve never been shy to offer my comments on announcers — good and bad — but these two are the best team of any doing sports today in any sport, at least in my humble opinion, and they make a game seem better when they’re the ones calling the action.

Thanks – to the NFL schedule-makers. They set Round II between the Jets and Pats a week after my annual Thanksgiving Day visit to the empire so it’ll make the football banter a little edgier and give my annual report from behind enemy lines that comes out next week a greater relevance than ever before.

Thanks – for Rex Ryan. I know, the enemy. But he’s given his J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets life and that’s given oommph to the rivalry, which always makes things a lot more interesting.

Thanks – for the legacy of Pat Tillman: The great Indians pitcher Bob Feller joined the Navy the morning after Pearl Harbor was bombed and was followed by many other pro athletes soon after, in an age when players didn’t have as much at risk financially and they were still heroes. Tillman did it after 9-11 and he was the only one to do it, which makes him a great example to all of us of a patriotic selflessness to admire and honor.

Thanks – to all the warriors: Sincere thanks to all those who have gone to defend our freedom in far off places. You’ve earned the same honor and admiration for putting it all on the line in a way most of us simply can’t imagine.

Thank you all so much for reading through the year and here’s hoping you have a happy Thanksgiving.

Dave Long can be reached at dlong@hippopress.com. He hosts Saturday Morning Sports with Dave Long from 11 a.m. to noon Saturdays on WGAM – The Game 1250-AM in Manchester and 900-AM in Nashua.


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7/15/2010 James gang steals the show
7/8/2010 Observations at baseballs midway point
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5/20/2010 The C’s saw something most didn’t prior to current playoff run
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3/18/2010 Mixed bag on Nomar's Red Sox retirement
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11/12/2009 the mid-year report for the NFL
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10/22/2009 Mt. Rushmore of Patriots moments
10/15/2009 Changes I'd like to see happen
10/8/2009 Predictable ending to 2009 baseball prediction game
10/1/2009 Bay watch on for Sox MVP
9/24/2009 Pitch count police trigger another dreamlike episode
9/17/2009 The mailbags open for business
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9/3/2009 On the shrink's couch in a near francoma
8/27/2009 Random thoughts and big refrigerator magnets
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7/16/2009 Random thoughts for a lazy summer day
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6/18/2009 A great experience came in the Knick of time
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6/4/2009 The Mt. Rushmores of the red Sox-Yankees rivalry
5/28/2009 First-place Sox are making the grade
5/21/2009 NBA rivalries have no rival in other team sports
5/14/2009 Lying from baseball's Pinocchio prompts questions
5/7/2009 Celtics bull their way into round two — finally!
4/30/2009 Tanked from the headlines, the Fenway series yanks it back
4/23/2009 Draft winds blow NFL teams to make interesting decisions
4/16/2009 Spring cleaning of a cluttered sports mind
4/9/2009 Red Sox Nation springs back to life
4/2/2009 Climbing sports Mt. Rushmore
3/26/2009 Mount Rushmore offerings and other spring thoughts
3/19/2009 B-Ball, Coach B and Baseball in the mailbag today
3/12/2009 Great talent a rush but not all it's cracked up to be
3/5/2009 In Bill we still trust?
2/26/2009 A mountain over this molehill
2/19/2009 Steroids muscle in on game's strength
2/12/2009 Bonner bombs away on Cs in garden party homecoming
2/5/2009 Nation's angst ends as V-Tek says what the heck and rejoins flock
1/29/2009 Super Bowl Sunday brings to mind past and present
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12/25/2008 A look in the rear view mirror at 2008
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12/11/2008 Random thoughts and associations
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5/15/2008 Numbers don't add up to supposed Fenway
5/8/2008 Cavalier attitude nearly derails first meeting with LeBron
5/1/2008 I'm so old,I remember ...
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4/3/2008 Bill James and the stats for 2008 — Take Two
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3/13/2008 Comment sparks wonder over just what I did
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2/7/2008 A giant win leaves Patriots fans feeling blue
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1/24/2008 Mail bag asks about Rice, the hall and wild-eyed liberals
1/17/2008 Peyton manning the fort back home as Pats take on Chargers
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12/13/2007 Jets land in Foxboro as pat go number 14
12/06/2007 To include or not to include Ellsbury — that is the questione
11/29/2007 Yanked from the sports pages in the Big Apple
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11/15/2007 Waiting game leads to a series of random thoughts
11/8/2007 OK — it's week nine and I'm ready to talk
11/1/2007 Finally a little shut-eye for a sleep deprived nation
10/25/2007 A rocky mountain high for Red Sox Nation
10/18/2007 Time to go to the mailbag
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9/6/2007 It's Superbowl or bust for Pats in 2007
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8/23/2007 Spine vs. lack of spine theme for school board debate
8/16/2007 Time for thoughts from the summer mailbag
8/9/2007 Will this three make it big in Boston?
8/2/2007 Trading places all in a day's work for Boston GMs
7/26/2007 Getting out of a slump; an ameteur golfer can feel Sox' pain
7/19/2007 Does second chance guarantee a great outcome?
7/12/2007 Masse still a honeymooner in local baseball culture
7/5/2007 Brown Monster a big Fisher Cat hit
6/28/2007 Rambling along with some random thoughts
6/21/2007 The future is now for the C's come Thursday night
6/14/2007 Homers create bonds among fans for generations
6/07/2007 Sox win by losing two of three this weekend
5/31/2007 Lutz of things to think about
5/24/2007 Down 2-0 M’s for playoff payoff
5/17/2007 Baseballs' conventional wisdom is for the birds
5/10/2007 The Rocket lands in Gotham during Monarchs' playoff break
5/3/2007 Raiders say "No Moss" in fight with talented wideout
4/26/2007 A little history on the ancient Sox and Yanks rivalry
4/19/2007 Lessons to be learned from Robinson, Monarchs and I-Man
4/12/2007 A few questions for the sports gods
4/5/2007 Stanton his case on a variety of current topics
3/29/2007 Sox spring back into action on Monday
3/22/2007 A guide for having fun on NCAA hockey weekend
3/15/2007 The madness of March kicks off on Thursday
3/8/2007 Jumping through hoops after an odd season
3/1/2007 A trip to the mail bag for Hippo Sports
2/22/2007 Six degrees of Muhammed Ali
2/15/2007 Monarchs rule as streak reaches 12
2/8/2007 Talking a good game ahead on all-sports WGAM
2/1/2007 Manning the Super Bowl watch more difficult in '07
1/25/2007 Winning and what else matters in college coaching
1/18/2007 ESPN polls are fanning the flames of national lunacy
1/11/2007 Patriots marching to MIami promised land
1/4/2007 Predictions for 2007
12/28/2006 REcognizing the best on the national front
12/21/2006 Present under the tree for all
12/14/2006 Mailbag open for busines at a time filled with questions
12/07/2006 Lions and Gators and Bears, oh my
11/30/2006 Does Fenway frankness roll to the negative side?
11/23/2006 Turkeys and thanks as the big day arrives
11/16/2006 Green-around-the-gills Celts looking to earn some respect
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10/12/2006 U turns Granite Stare around on football
10/05/2006 James' gang riding into town to face the Celtics
09/28/2006 Words to describe a lost Red Sox season
09/21/2006 Football Friday can't stack up to Saturday
09/14/2006 A lesson to be learned in remembering a somber day
09/07/2006 Usual pat choice to win AFC East questioned
08/31/2006 Whining won't yank AL East away from NY
08/24/2006 Spring forward or fall behind for Sox
08/17/2006 Trash talking abounds in the Empire over Sox and Pats
08/10/2006 Monarchs call press conference to crown new leader
08/03/2006 Deadly Fenway duo leave mark on history
07/27/2006 Word of the wise gets lost in sports translation
07/20/2006 Looking beyond the Big Three
07/13/2006 Cream rises to the top of baseball talk at the Dot
07/06/2006 Greetings and salutations toThe Nation at mid-year
06/29/2006 Being dealt is a consequence of the trade
06/22/2006 A year later, Boudreau's cup runneth over
06/15/2006 See dogs and cats battle for a different fan experience
06/08/2006 Not Bad Anymore league makes a comeback
06/01/2006 Luck goes Sox way with Lowell in Massachusetts
05/25/2006 Pitching in to help the Sox trade a few places
05/18/2006 Going to school by cutting Red Sox payroll
05/11/2006 Columnist blows his mind; here are the results
05/04/2006 Yanks stormed Manchester 37 years ago this week
04/27/2006 Regular crowd nowhere to be found come playoff time
04/20/2006 Questions and answers from the mailbag
04/13/2006 Local sports teams spring into action
04/06/2006 Predictable Red Sox season lies ahead
03/30/2006 Analyzing this and that as Pats roster shrinks
03/23/2006 A week of following the bouncing balls
03/16/2006 The beginning of four days of basketball bliss
03/09/2006 Many miss the central point of the story
03/02/2006 Better late than never to jump through local hoops
02/23/2006 Celtic green means raw, not envy as it once did
02/16/2003 An issue that is all black and white
02/09/2006 Nomar curses from the UL's Sullivan
02/02/2006 Super memories from 40 years of watching the big game
01/26/2006 A certain uniformity to the inquiries in the mailbag
01/19/2006 Sudden end to Pats' season leave just one thing to do
01/12/2006 Pats on the back for the football team
01/05/2006 Predictions for Manchester Sports 2031
A lesson for Leo the Lip and nice guys everywhere

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Event-filled weekend missed en route to evil empire
Hero’s death lays to rest misuse of the word
Saint Theo ascends to new heights in The Nation
Santa sack filled to the brim with sports
Patriots march through injuries toward threepeat
Sports talk should be on the air
Stars shine brightest when winning is in the mix
The Demonization of Johnny Damon
Thirty-seven topics and so little space
Too many holes in Sox for repeat
Trip to the injured list makes it a long weekend for local scribe
Turkeys and giving thanks take center stage this week
Yanked from the edge of your seat